To all you good people
13 August 2009So there I was, outside, burning copies of the Andrew Lloyd webber songbook, when the door to door biscuit salesman arrived up the path. Now there’s a man with a good work ethic, I thought. Doing something worthwhile, delivering a nice product. It felt a shame to take his case of wares and tie him up, shoving him in the wheelie bin. But that I did, for I am only human. I adore ethics, which is above London and Thurrey. Ha ha. Hee hee. That was a great joke there by me. Anyway, as I say my friend, I admire anyone who works hard for a living. You deserve your cup of tea and chocomunch. It is only nice to honour those who deserve it. Such as when in tribute, McDonalds made Albert Einstein honourary employee of the month. So to all you people I say chin-chin and good luck. Just don’t go carrying biscuits openly in the street, around my way.
