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		<title>trial and error</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So there I was, going through a court trial for assaulting and 2 old cranks. (I had nibbled a tea biscuit into the shape of a yacht, and they were rudely uninterested).Sitting in the dock listening to piles of kak, hearing the same sympathy mantra over and over, when I got the sudden urge for the world [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To all you good people</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So there I was, outside, burning copies of the Andrew Lloyd webber songbook, when the door to door biscuit salesman arrived up the path. Now there&#8217;s a man with a good work ethic, I thought. Doing something worthwhile, delivering a nice product. It felt a shame to take his case of wares and tie him up, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Jaffa &#8220;Cake&#8221; Debate.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The age-old debate about whether a Jaffa Cake is indeed a cake or a biscuit has as I&#8217;ve recently learned been through Parliament. It&#8217;s officially classed as a cake at the moment and therefore under a lower tax bracket than if it were a biscuit. If the Government had their way it would be reclassed [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.philosophyandbiscuits.co.uk/uncategorized/the-jaffa-cake-debate/</link>
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		<title>The first time dunker</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When entering into the exciting world of biscuit dunking it is important to build yourself up gradually. Start with soft, absorbant biscuits engineered specifically for dunking, the rich tea is an obvious choice, progress through the hob nob. I had a friend once, virgin dunker by the name of Norman and his first time was with a ginger snap. Big mistake. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.philosophyandbiscuits.co.uk/biscuits/the-first-time-dunker/</link>
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		<title>The lack of public phones</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As I write this, a man has been run over by a car outside and is lying unconscious in the street. I will take him some tea and biscuits as soon as I tell you about my own mishap. It was back when I was a rookie biscuit eater, and sat on my KitKat, breaking [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.philosophyandbiscuits.co.uk/uncategorized/the-lack-of-public-phones/</link>
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		<title>The puzzle box</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay imagine the scene. You find yourself in a room with a box. A sinister voice says &#8220;open the box&#8221;. Inside you see a biscuit. The voice says &#8220;If you eat this, then a random stranger will die&#8221; Do you eat the biscuit?It would be hard not to, I suppose. Unless it was  a pink [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.philosophyandbiscuits.co.uk/philosophy/the-puzzle-box/</link>
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		<title>Its the dog&#8217;s biscuits!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So there I was at the Kelvingrove Art Galleries, trying to steal money from the donations box. When challenged, I simply said it was conceptual art and got a ripple of applause. So afterwards I was ready to be replenished by the world of biscuit. But I had none on me. Outside I saw a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.philosophyandbiscuits.co.uk/biscuits/its-the-dogs-biscuits/</link>
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		<title>The parable of the eroded pink wafer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As you know, when you are a guest at someone’s house it is standard etiqette to eat at least one of the scabby pink wafers from the biscuit tin, (to avoid accusiations of being a choco-hogger)then with clear conscience, one can munch of the chocolate tempties. However I recall one of the worst moments of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.philosophyandbiscuits.co.uk/biscuits/the-parable-of-the-eroded-pink-wafer/</link>
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		<title>The prodigal son&#8230;..</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m back! With a shiny new username. The King of Bebo no longer applies as I have been relegated to the Queen Mother of Bebo .   Let the cheek and nonsense begin&#8230;&#8230;..]]></description>
		<link>http://www.philosophyandbiscuits.co.uk/cheek-and-nonsense/the-prodigal-son/</link>
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		<title>The wispa is back for good</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As the site has been down for so long I was scanning through old posts and came across this one on the return of the wispa. Glad to see that the campaign worked as nearly 2 years after that post I was this morning munching on a beautifully light and bubbly wispa with my 11 o&#8217; clock [...]]]></description>
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