Its the dog’s biscuits!
30 July 2009So there I was at the Kelvingrove Art Galleries, trying to steal money from the donations box. When challenged, I simply said it was conceptual art and got a ripple of applause. So afterwards I was ready to be replenished by the world of biscuit. But I had none on me. Outside I saw a dog owner feeding her mutt some dog biscuits. It was quite easy to persuade her to give me them. “And the rest!” I said pointing to the ones in her hand. So there I sat and enjoyed my munch in full view of the Galleries. It is a splendid building. Built in 1901.
