Archive for October, 2007
51 Ways To Avoid Trick Or Treaters
30 October 2007Halloween is here again and if you are anything like me you will do anything to avoid trick or treaters. Here is a list I have compiled with suggestions to help keep the little scamps away from your door. Feel free to add to the list!
1) The pub is your friend
2) Catch the 7.00 showing of that film […]
Rugby World Cup
19 October 2007I have five things to say on the subject: -
Egg chasers
Peanut Huggers
Prawn Sandwich eaters
No one cares
Rugby shmugby
Could Virgin Radio please stop going on about England in the Rugby World Cup final. I feel like throwing my computer (I am internet radio listener) through the window every time their stupid “Swing Low Sweet Chariot” advert comes on. It’s […]
Thin Denim Highland Games
16 October 2007We never miss an opportunity for a funny Photoshop at Thin Denim and as I’m currently working on a new site for The Gathering 2009, the chance of myself and the German appearing in our very own Highland games was just too tempting. Voila!
France v Scotland (Part 3)
15 October 2007Continued from France v Scotland (Part 2)
So, the day of the game had arrived.
Myself and THYB woke early, around 7.30 am and decided to get up, get ourselves sorted and out for a McDonald’s breakfast. A gentle kick and the King Of Bebo awoke from his royal slumbers. Bovril however was curled in the foetal position and not […]
What Constitutes A Biscuit?
5 October 2007Myself and my associates have had many a debate over what exactly constitutes a biscuit (see this post). We all know the grey areas, i.e. Kit Kats, Twixes etc, but opinion is always varied and a concensus never reached.
The excellent Nicecupofteandasitdown.com makes a decent attempt at exploring the taxonomy of biscuits, however, it does make the controversial claim that […]
McFadden Is Superman
5 October 2007We all knew he had special ability with a ball, but it looks like James McFadden has now developed super-human powers which allow him to fly through defenders
Great to see Faddy on the score sheet again last night, his 6th goal of the season. Keep it up Jamesy!
Drinking On A School Night
5 October 2007Myself and The German overindulged somewhat last night and are suffering the consequences this morning. Drinking on a school night is never advisable.
Started the day with a trip to the local van for a roll and sausage and egg. The girl that served me looked a little like Nelly Furtado. When I say a little […]
Postman Pat Drug Dealer
4 October 2007While I’m on the subject of Postman Pat, this is quality. Enjoy!
Postman Pat Drug Dealer
Another Postal Strike
4 October 2007Ok, it’s been at least ten years since I last saw it, but somehow I just don’t seem to recall Postman Pat starting with: -
“Another sunny day in Greendale and Pat arrives as usual at Mrs Goggins Post Office around 6.30am. The birds are singing in the trees, Farmer Fogg is out milking the cows, […]
Scotland v Italy Ticket
3 October 2007After a couple of frustrating days trying to get through on the phone and through the SSC website, I finally managed to order my ticket for Scotland v Italy this afternoon. Section D3 in the North Stand, which is a prime spot.
With the Lithuania home game, the game in Paris, Ukraine at Hampden next month […]
